That’s a pace for almost a combined 40 RBI.
A RUN! A RUN! MY GOD, WE GOT A RUN!

A RUN! A RUN! MY GOD, WE GOT A RUN!
Appreciating the small things is all we have right now.
Just four more ground outs to third and Bregman drops below .200.

DVauthrin:
HudsonHawk:
Fun with stats…three Astros have seen significant time at the corner infield positions. They have combined for fewer HRs and RBIs than the backup catcher.
That’s a special level of terrible.
That’s a pace for almost a combined 40 RBI.
Or, in other words, a level of futility that has never been achieved before.

A RUN! A RUN! MY GOD, WE GOT A RUN!
You’re living the dream tonight.

MusicMan:
A RUN! A RUN! MY GOD, WE GOT A RUN!
You’re living the dream tonight.
SHHH!
It’s a GOOD dream!
(rewind…)
Aren’t we all? This is as good as it gets. Unfortunately.
At the bar here in Midland. The innkeeper has never heard of a Third Man. So I’m drinking an Old Fashioned.
Man, what I wouldn’t give for Chris Carter right now.
Jake!
Jake from Rake Farm found his way to Chicago.
TK going absolutely crazy for a solo HR that cuts the deficit to 3.

TK going absolutely crazy for a solo HR that cuts the deficit to 3.
He has to call games for this team every day right now. I’ll cut him some slack.
A Yordan bomb would be mighty nice right now.
Hmm. Coogs down by 6 to the Ags in the 5th, or Astros down by 2 in the 5th. TV viewing sucks for me either way.
Is this from one of those musicals you keep telling us you like?
More an old book by George Plimpton called The Bogey Man, where he describes his mind yelling “A shank! A shank! My god, we hit another shank!”
This is not a good start from France, but at least he found a way to go five innings.
Richard III said something similar about a horse, so I was just curious.