Astros at Cubs, 4//25/24

Congrats on hit #1000, Bregman

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Bregman gets a bloop into the Bermuda Triangle for hit 1000.

The role of Alex Bregman in todays performance will be played by Yainer Diaz.

Good to hear he got 1,000 on a pop up.

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Ugh…would have been a nice play by Montero but we’re not allowed to have nice things.

Now the feels fall off

My feels about the Astros fell off about 2 weeks ago

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When things are shit they’re really shitty.

Feels, wheels, interest, it’s all falling off

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Juuuuust a bit high.

Or flying out.

There’s our shitdown bullpen again.

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Sweep.

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First major league hit, for fuck’s sake

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2024 everybody

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2000 all over again

At least in 2000 we had a bunch of head cases intimidated by the new home crib. I don’t know what this year’s excuse is.

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We all know it’s impossible for every pitcher on a team to perform below their bottom 10th percentile projection.

What this season presupposes is, what if they did?

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Best line (of many) in that movie. I use it often.

You know, I’ll bet Dusty is sitting at home thinking “I’m sure glad I’m not having to deal with this shit.”

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