Congrats on hit #1000, Bregman
Bregman gets a bloop into the Bermuda Triangle for hit 1000.
The role of Alex Bregman in todays performance will be played by Yainer Diaz.
Good to hear he got 1,000 on a pop up.
Ugh…would have been a nice play by Montero but we’re not allowed to have nice things.
Now the feels fall off
My feels about the Astros fell off about 2 weeks ago
When things are shit they’re really shitty.
Feels, wheels, interest, it’s all falling off
Juuuuust a bit high.
Or flying out.
There’s our shitdown bullpen again.
Sweep.
First major league hit, for fuck’s sake
2024 everybody
2000 all over again
At least in 2000 we had a bunch of head cases intimidated by the new home crib. I don’t know what this year’s excuse is.
We all know it’s impossible for every pitcher on a team to perform below their bottom 10th percentile projection.
What this season presupposes is, what if they did?
Best line (of many) in that movie. I use it often.
You know, I’ll bet Dusty is sitting at home thinking “I’m sure glad I’m not having to deal with this shit.”