Astros at Bitchfaced Crybabies, 6/23/23

OK got our first hit, please build on it Martin

They should make that Emmett Sheehan dude trim that shit off of his glove.

C’mon Altuve!

Well, two innings with nothing to show for it.

That’s the 1st ML hit off Sheehan…

Oh, man, seeing that Game 163 win by the Astros over the hated dojers in 1980 brings back some 6 yr old memories.

I learned to hate the chucklefuck dojers at a young age.

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Much better 3rd inning on defense than the first 2. Let’s see if the offense wants to play too.

Come on Dubon, depressing Californians is a moral imperative

Mauricio!

Slurp shit, dojers.

Thank you Mauricio, halfway back to a new game now!

Apparently he has morals

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Hello

Sets him apart from the Fault-Line Fornicators.

King Tuck !

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Seeing that cheating taint, mookie betts, not getting to that Tucker HR was joy.

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Chas has a higher OPS than Bregman too.

I have plenty of friends and family in California.
Let’s just depress the silly dojer fucks.

Come on Corey, get a lead for the Astros!

Jesus Peña.

That pitch was at your eyebrows.

He watched strike one go right down the pipe.

Hit, SB, walk to the 7/8 hitters with 1 out.