Astros at Bitchfaced Crybabies, 6/23/23

“Hey Dusty, we brought up a lefty 1B for you since the lineup is so RH heavy.”
“Nah, I’ll stick with Dubon at 1B.”

2b Altuve
1b Dubon
RF Tucker
3b Bregman
DH Diaz
LF Julks
SS Pena
CF McCormick
C Maldonado

P The Magnificently Mustachioed JP France

I fucking despise the dojers and their petulant, whiny, sanctimonious, arrogant, entitled, dickwad fans.

Please, Astros, beat these no-talent ass-clowns.


Dad’s uncle made Brooklyn dodgers team. But more money at time in other ventures for him. Got father ball signed by team. Pee wee Reese and a bunch famous players on ball. Hate dodgers also. Last guy I like was koufax

Buuuuuuttttt Manfred doesn’t like his decision, Dodgers should have won, waaaah, waaah, waaah.

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My bad. I forgot that much like the hated fucking Evil Empire/yanks, the Brooklyn, er, los angeles dojers by their god-given birthright are supposed to win each World Series, never mind a scrappy old NL opponent beat their chump asses on their sacred hallowed ground/stadium, built by literally removing Mexican Americans from their homes.
Fuck the dojers and that pip-squeak, manfred.

And fuck Tommy Lassorda while we’re at it.


Fuck a game that starts at 10:10 my time. Bring home a win for me y’all. Curbstomp those bitches!



I know… not with Steve Garvey’s syphillis-ridden dick.

You know, I hope, I do not believe a word of this without his name.

If bullshit were music, you’d be a brass band.

Lovely. I’m stealing this one.

Cool. My mom’s aunt founded Starbucks but moved on to make more money in some fruity computer company. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

Ok. Really not that important to me. Just sharing what I may have learned about family connection to baseball. I always look at someone talking what I may perceive to be bs, ok. Let the idiot talk. If I am proven wrong, better to the other guy for my mis thought. All power to you you

What the fuck does this mean? I’m going to lie until somebody catches me?

So close to self awareness.

I can’t believe Dusty is sitting Abreu again. Have there been any whispers of something physical bothering him??

EDIT: Julia tweets he is physically fine and will return to the lineup tomorrow.

I had two margaritas and it’s my bed time. Fuck these west coast games.

I just got back home after 5 days out of town.

No way I’m staying up late for this one.


Meanwhile yankee fans boo Stanton after a groundout in the 9th and really boo Donaldson as he Ks swinging.

Yankees and Yankee fans deserve each other.

I took a nap after lunch.

I’m in it for the long haul


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