Either way you definitely want to ask before petting.
Iām still laughing
Machete Ks swinging on a pitch a foot high
Altuve flies out to U.C.B. in deep left field
Diaz walks
Tucker walks
Bregman singles to center, Diaz scores, Tucker to third
Yuli grounds out to third
After 2.5, Astros lead 3-1
Trout Ks swinging.
Ohtani lines out to Meyers.
Ward flies out to Meyers.
Garcia gets his MoJo back from the shop in working order.
After 3, Astros lead 3-1.
I canāt fucking believe Thor Heyerdahl didnāt come in second? What is wrong with people?
Nothing worse than pissed off Norwegians.
You have no idea
A mĆøĆøse bit my sister once
I donāt mean to be a wet blanket or anything but Iām pretty sure Syndergaard is a Danish name.
Talkinā 'bout Heyerdahl.
Thereās a quote from Hamlet for this, Iām too lazy to look it up.
All the worldās indeed Norway, and we are merely players
Your sister should stop dating moose.
Maldy, dammit, that was a shit swing
Pena grounds out to Danish Thor with a kick save.
JJ Mati singles to left.
JJ steals second.
Meyers flies out to left.
Machete Ks swinging.
After 3.5, Astros lead 3-1.
Well, it was a defensive swing.
I know chuck is a Rush fan.
Boy was I ever but now heās dead
This is the kind of sophisticated stuff I expect from OWA.
Now I have to watch Erik the Viking tomorrow.