Walks Altuve. Sacks juiced for Tucker
This dude behind the plate has been pretty horrific for both teams.
Fucking Christ, Tucker. Maybe don’t just swing out of your fucking shoes at pitches that bounce?
Why, Kyle?
This dude is Mike Muchlinski.
Tucker is either going to hit a grand slam or blow out his o-ring swinging and missing.
Ugh Tucker
Tucker didn’t get a single pitch for a strike. Just horrible.
What a fucking putrid at bat. Fuck, Tucker. Maybe just a little fucking situational awareness?
Siri, type my shortcut.
He chose poorly. Fucking pathetic.
Be a good time for Bregman to unfuck himself.
My prediction is he takes a close pitch for strike 3.
That was pretty much the best you could hope for.
Rbi walk 3-2
If someone would have taken Tuckers bat away, we’d be tied.
And with no outs still
Yordan, at least get the tying run home.
Holy Christ, Yordan. Swung right through middle/middle meat.
ATTABABY YORDAN!
YORDAN MOTHERFUCKING ALVAREZ