Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

His slider is suddenly just absolute garbage.

No bite at all.

Bottom third of this lineup has fucking owned Javier

Fucking hell Javy

You’d think a potential head case would thrive with an 8-run cushion.

Javier had never had back to back starts of more than 3 runs, now 3 straight starts. He needs to figure his shit out. He’s not a luxury any more, the Astros need him.

There’s something off about his breaking ball right now.

The bite isn’t there, and it’s really flat when it does break.

I don’t know what’s going one with Javier but I know he’s not just out there fucking around, he is trying hard to get outs.

Rangers cut the lead in half…through four…10-5 Astros

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Damn, what happened while I went offline?!?

All hell broke lose don’t do it again

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I gotta visit my dad, man. I didn’t actually ask his permission to move to Ohio and I don’t wanna be in trouble. :rofl:

And now we have some one to blame :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Excellent.

We’re still ahead. :face_with_monocle:

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And Arlington is still an ass.

Arlington Chucklefucks sounds funnier than Arlington Asses.

A Santa Maria is on the short list for home improvements. That might require me to cut into my wine budget, which would be appalling. For now, I’ll middle my way through with the propane grill we already have.

It does.

Attaboy, Jose. Show a good eye to 3-2 then swing out of your shoes at a pitch a foot outside.

Halfway…10-5 Astros

Leadoff double for Seager