Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

Another flat, lazy slider.

Left that meatball over the plate. Jesus.

How about Highland Park Handjobs?

Way too many of those today.

That slider to Seager was right down the middle of the plate. I’m not used to Javier making those mistakes.

GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME

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Seriously. The chucklefuck bats have been squaring up all game.

Dusty hasn’t seen enough.

Lucky as shit there. Lowe squared that ball up, just right at Chaz.

Oh great. Garcia the Astro killer is up.

And it’s 10-6

Another slider.

Another flat, shitty slider.

Come on, Dusty, make that change

For fuck’s sake.

Absolutely fucking dogshit outing from Javier.

And trotted out for another inning when he clearly was cooked.

That’s it for Javier. We needed him to just not be awful and he fucking stomped the ever loving shit out of his dick.

Nope.

The fuck?

Spoke too soon. Dusty gonna leave him in