Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

Maybe Chapman will shoot a hole in the roof?

More likely to get his shoe knocked off.

Altuve got a good pitch to drive…just got under it.

Or not

Altuve gets a grooved FB 3-1 and pops out.

Beautiful.

Fucking Christ.

Chapman is just throwing center cut fastballs 99 mph and the Astros are flailing like it’s 105 on the hands.

Abreu in

Nothing Javier did today warranted him going out in the 5th. It was an idiotic, defenseless, and unjustifiable move.

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You’ll get no argument from me.

I fully expect to be down 2 to end the 8th and maybe get a runner on in the 9th but do nothing with it.

Looking forward to Dusty justifying his Dustying in the postgame presser.

Leadoff single

There is no justification for that. None whatsoever.

Ranger lead incoming

Sac bunt puts the winning run in scoring position

Unbelievable

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My god, Bregman. Fuck you, you fucking scrub.

What the actual fuck Bregman

I’d almost forgive him if he said, " Nobody with a good car needs to be justified."

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Put Bregman in line behind Dusty.