Astros @ Arlington Chucklefucks, July 3, 2023

Gotcha.

“That pitch was 8 feet outside”

That was quick. We cannot lose this game.

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I was coached to make a good throw. Don’t try to hit the runner, but don’t try to throw around him either.

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Brutal.

I’ve got some really bad news for you.

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Any questions I had about whether it’s too early to start drinking bourbon (on the West Coast) are now thoroughly, unequivocally answered.

Yeah, if you have room to make a good throw, do it. If you do not, hit him.

10-5 mid 5, and the top of their order coming up after your starter got battered the previous inning.

Just fucking mind-numbingly stupid.

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To the 8th. New ball game.

Runs, please.

Good thing is, if this goes to extra/free beisbol, the Astros have a shot.

(Checks his notes about the Astros in extra inning games this year).

Oh, fucking hell.

Everybody on the team needs to get a turn kicking Dusty in the nuts after this game

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Remember that time the offense scored 10 runs in 4 innings?

With a running start.

If the Astros complete the dick stomp, it’ll be the worst loss in many, many years.

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Home team has all the momentum now. Imagine having an 8 run lead and making a real statement winning this series. Why can’t we have nice things?! Sigh…it would still be nice to pull this one out.

Chapman in

Because. The. Coach. Of. This. Team. Is. Fucking. Brain. Dead.

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I love this idea

Maybe Altuve can put us ahead off Chapman