Astros @ Arlington, August 27, 2021

Astros go meekly in the 5th. Halfway, 1-0 Rangers

This is nuts. He is an ordinary AAA pitcher.

Apparently high strikes are our kryptonite.

It would help if Odorizzi hadn’t given up all those run.

ETA: oops.

2-0 Rangers

Insurmountable.

He fixed your typo.

I thought I was being really smart.

That’s the kind of gaffe that I usually stumble into.

I wonder who in the bullpen has on the wedding dress?

Huh?

It’s HH’s explanation of current bullpen management.

Oh riiiiiight! They could throw a bouquet to randomize who gets to wear the dress.

Man, this is RR Express pitching tonight.

Unfortunately, it’s Fayetteville Woodpeckers hitting.

Find some fake OF grass Yordan.

Rats

Good changeup.

Too bad he was late on that FB.

His cheating teammates told him it was going to be outside and it turned out to be inside.

96 mph fastball followed by an 83 mph change on 3-2. Brutal.