John McEnroe thinks Ohtani whines like a baby with a wet diaper.
Man, I wish these guys would quit fucking around already.
Chas hitting for Siri.
That says a lot about where they think Siri is offensively.
Cuz Chas ainât exactly a house afire.
Fuck!
Theyâve really dialed down the effort tonight.
Whoâs ready to get walked off?!
Because the Astros sure are!
In fairness, they are now without Alvarez, Brantley and Altuve.
In reality, theyâre tied bc they curbstomped their own manhood.
They feel like the goat in Jurassic Park donât they?
Going down 1-2-3 in the 9th is bad, but at least it means Maldonado is the ghost runner if they get to the 10th.
More like the lawyer.
Yeah hitting for Siri means theyâll either run Lee or burn another bench player.
Pressly pitched a prefect 9th
Lee will run for Maldy.
2nd baserunner to reach 2nd base since the first inning
Dubon moves Lee to 3rd with a deep F9
This schedule blows too - late game plus extra innings plus west coast means they wonât roll into town til the wee hours of the morning.
Peña singles to right, Lee scores.
Astros lead 3-2
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Need some insurance now.
Thank you, good sir!
Oh bullshit. He never had that ball.
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Jesus Christ Bregman is the fucking anticlutch.
Bregman grounds into a FC, could have been 2 but Rengifo botched the transfer from the glove.