Altuve drilled in the knee on the first pitch of the game.
Peña walks, Altuve to 2B
Bregman singles to LF, Altuve limps into 3B, Peña to 2B
Bases juiced for Tucker…singles to LF, Altuve scores
Hopefully they were embarrassed by last night’s effort and want to atone for it tonight.
Bases still drunk for Gurriel…quickly down 0-2 hacking at pitches in his eyes…continues to hack, fouling off pitches in his eyes…1-2…more hacking at pitches that would otherwise hit him in the face…pops out F4 on about ball six
Diaz…not hacking…grounds into 3-6 FC, but stays out of the double play…Peña scores
Well, that was fugly
Meyers, runners on the corners, two out…pitcher can’t hit the side of a fucking barn, but the Astros try a double steal, Bregman caught stealing home, score it 2-4-5-2
What a dick stomp. Still, Astros lead 2-0
It’s the first fucking inning. Let them swing the bats. It’s not like Bregman is Rickey Henderson and will outrun a rundown.
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Didn’t even have to swing the bat to have a 4-0 lead right now.
Altuve out
Dubon in for Altuve, as Framber shows off new weave.
After two quick groundouts, Ward reaches on a shiftfuck single to SS
Need to go “Untouchables” on them: you take out one of our guys, we take out one of yours.
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They send one of your guys to the day to day, you send one of theirs to the IL?
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Rengifo with a shiftfuck popup single to RF, Angels on the corners
Adell strikes out swinging.
We’ve played one…2-0 Astros
Meyers pops out
Siri caught looking
Maldonado with a 2-out single