I had to take a breath.
Walsh takes ball one up and out. Ball down, 2-0. Fucking Neris, STOP NIBBLING. Takes a splitty for strike 1, 2-1. Routine fly to center. Crowd loses their mind.
End 7
2-2
Lucky for you Myers was there for that routine catch.
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Top 8
Bregman leads off with Tepara on the hill. Takes a pitch on the inside corner, strike 1. Liner ripped to short, but caught on the fly. 1 out.
Walsh stayed in and is playing first now. Tucker up, nobody on, 1 out. Takes a ball up and out, 1-0. Just out, ball 2. Altuve is in the dugout walking around, so he must be at least okay. Takes a ball off the plate, strike one. Low, ball 3. Low, ball 4.
One out, Tucker on first for La Pina. Throw over, not close. Bounces ball 1. Ripped to right, foul by a few feet. Wouldâve been a double in the corner, 1-1. Montero warming in the Astro pen. Shitty swing pop fly to right, 2 outs.
2 outs, Tucker on first. Diaz to the plate. Throw over, not close. Again. Again. Fucking come on, slapdick. Way out, ball 1. Tucker on the run, Diaz fouls it off. He had it stolen easily, 1-1. Swings over a breaker, 1-2. Swings at a pitch 2 feet fucking outside. Fucking idiotic.
Mid 8
2-2
Thatâs all the play by play for me. I canât handle any more of this fucking shitty ass no interest in playing shit.
Montero pitching to Stassi. Ball, strike looking, swing and a miss-strike two, ball low, strike looking.
Sit your ass down Stassi, that was a strike.
Thank you.
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I forget, is that guy a caveman or a yeti?
Marsh works the count full, foul, swing and a miss. Sit down hairy dude.
What did they call that swamp thing guy?
Oh yeah, Swamp Thing. Never mind.
Stefanic is walked and the Asian Babe Ruth comes to bat.
Fuck you Ohtani.
That was a strike.
It ainât sour grapes.
He whines more than any superstar in recent memory.
Ohtani takes a ball. Ball two just off the outside corner. Takes a strike looking. Velasquez steals second, Ohtani is intentionally walked.
Bottom of the 8th inning, 2 all, 2 on, 2 out. Ward batting.
Dotted him the fuck up.
Ward takes a strike, ball, takes strike two, ball two, Strike three looking. Good job by Montero.
He makes Tim Duncan seem like a monk that took vow of silence.
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