Arlington Fucksticks @ Astros, July 14, 2024

I hope to hell that Houston can cobble together more than two runs today

They’re not just a dollar

Jake!!!

RAKE FARM

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On the 4th my cousins (who hosted) had some HEB brisket hotdogs, and I thought they were pretty damn good

My whole mouth just filled with saliva

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“How much for one rib?”

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What hot dogs are you buying that are more than a dollar a dog?

At least it’s only your mouth that got wet.

I will admit that I had 3 over the course of about 5 hours. One traditional (but no dill pickle), one with dijon, swiss and kraut, one with guacamole and queso. It was pretty glorious.

shopping

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Ballpark franks. Plus buns. Plus Grey Puopon. I honestly have no idea how much they cost. But I only have two. Mrs Hawk gotta eat too.

Ok, let’s get the non-Jake offense off their dicks.

Altuve with a 2-out single.

Come on, Bregman! Give us a lead!

Altuve swipes 2B

Bregman down on strikes.

After three…2-1 Rangers

Alex refused to take that walk Max tried to give.

Middle of four…2-1 Rangers

They better quit fucking around or else I swear I’ll go outside and do yardwork.

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Scherzer has such nasty stuff.

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