Arlington Fucksticks @ Astros, July 14, 2024

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I’m a “nested outage”. Whaddayagonnado?

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Other than a programmable thermostat my places are dumb as hell. Limey would not approve.

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Blanco works around the leadoff walk. Middle of two…2-0 Fucksticks.

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I left you people with one job.

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I have one of those two. I regret showing Mrs Hawk how to work it.

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I think that’s the chairman of ERCOT.

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Wow, that’s really bad. I hope they gave you and your neighbors a credit - should have given the whole month free for that gaffe.

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Spectrum cable is now trying to fuck with me again, after the statewide outage a few days ago.

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Ugh, I think this Scherzer guy might be good.

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The only credit we got was for toughing out their fuckup.

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Through two…2-0 Rangers

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Could we please keep Semien from getting on base at least once?

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Ronel watched yesterday’s game and said “wait, should I just walk a guy every inning?”

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Denied. In fact, give him an extra.

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Middle of three…2-0 Rangers

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Ok, let’s get the offense off their dicks.

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I’m grilling a hot dog.

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How does one only eat one hot dog?

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Does not compute. I believe there is a 2 hot dog minimum.