Javier in to try to eat some innings.
The socks make it look MUCH better
Watching Batman beat the shit out of criminals sure beats the shit out of this game.
And to audition for the rotation
Orange pants would be badass. Sorry not sorry.
Iāll be interested to see the umpire scorecard on this one. HPU has missed at least 20 pitches so far.
I was gonna go to the game tonight. Glad I didnāt.
Sorry I turned it on. Off now.
Totally non GZ:
Has a Batman movie ever acknowledged that fighting bad guys doesnāt make Bruce the good guy?
Isnāt that what all the brooding is about?
Twice now Ohtani has struck out but HPU blew the call.
Jerry Meals, ladies and gentlemen.
Heās had a worse game than Odorizzi.
Holy fuck this ump is awful.
Letās not get carried away
Iām here for TK and Blum calling out the ARI games as dogshit 1-run games.
Any chance we get a baserunner tonight?
Magic 8-ball says āno fucking chanceā
Do we have to watch this fucked up āmama likeyā commercial all season?