This just in: Martin Maldanado is one of the best bunters in all of Major League Baseball, per whoever the twiddledick PBPing this game is.
Bregman is a black hole.
Man, fuck Bill Miller.
He misses an obvious strike in the bottom of the last inning and then rings up Altuve on a ball that just clipped the zone that their catcher had to lunge to catch.
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October Peña is doing October Peña things
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Those playoff intangibles like a 6 hopper sneaking up the middle!
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Strike zone is a fucking adventure today.
ETA:
First pitch that fully caught the entirety of the zone called a ball in bottom 2.
These guys are going on and on about how impossible it is to hit right now because of the shadows, but not talking at all about how the Astros managed to score 4 runs in the 1st.
You guys sound surprised that the Astros are getting jobbed on the zone.
God forbid we admit that Javier, when he’s on, is hard to hit.
Fucking morons.
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Bill Miller is just straight up horrible. It’s not news.
Radio (god bless iHeartRadio) guys say his slider is wicked so far.
His BBQ sucks too.
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Hey man, the Twins can’t see. The Astros, well I guess the shadows aren’t there when they are batting
Hello, I’d like to order more runs, please.
Yordon! Another double.
They ain’t lyin’.
He’s been dealing so far. He’s keeping his fastball at the top of the zone on the lines, and his breaking ball is super tight. He’s not bouncing a ton of them either.
His only bad one so far was the hanging change Kepler mashed.
Tucker grounds out to 2nd, Alverez to third.
Fucking Christ, Tuck. You gotta be looking to mash on 3-1.