Pick him up, Carlos.
B3:
Correa chops out weakly 5-3 on the first pitch
3-0 Astros
Had a chance to blow it open, and dickstomped instead.
Hold 'em boys!
Yep. That could have been a series statement, instead Yuli was a deer in the headlights.
What are we snacking on here today? Iâm going with Olâ Uncle Porkerâs salt and vinegar pork rinds.
Someone do some pbp
Throw strikes, Mccullers.
Oh shit, that sounds good. I wouldnât be able to taste them anyway.
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Anderson up in the top of the 4th, 3-0 Astros.
Takes a fastball up. Fastball way out. 2-0. Ball way outside. Lance, quit fucking around Closest pitch was ball one, six inches up. Bottom of the zone 2 seamer, strike 1. Pops an inside fastball foul down the RF line, 3-2. Chopper to Correa, 6-3. 1 out.
Way to battle back, Lance.
Sox get their first hit.
Theyâve been talking about LaRussa and how heâs dealing so well with the young attitudes. Itâs fucking idiotic.
Moncada takes strike one on the outer 3rd. High and out fastball? 1-1. Drops a curve in, 1-2. Line single up the middle, stupid pitch 1-2. Up in the zone fastball.
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Way too meaty on 1-2.
Setting him up for the curveball, but too much of the plate.
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NTTAWWT
Moncada on first, Jose Abreu up with 1 out.
Fastball inside, ball 1. Top of the zone fastball, 1-1. 96 down the pipe, swing and a miss, 1-2. Bounces a curve, blocked by Machete, 2-2. Slider off the outside corner, it wasnât that close but the crowd went bananas, 3-2. McCullers fucking around too much this inning. Anderson on the move grounder to Correa slowly hit, no play at 2nd, fires to first 2 outs.
Just remember the golden ruleâŚitâs not gay, if itâs in a 3-way,âŚif thereâs a hoodie in the middle thereâs some leewayâŚ
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Lance: Can we stop going to 3-ball counts, please?
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Speaking of goldenâŚdonât the baserunner graphics look like theyâve been pissed on?
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Whatâs this yellow puddle around 2B?