If McCullers gets that pitch all day, I’m lovin it
T1:
Abreu…0-2…1-2…2-2…3-2…foul…lines out to RF
Astros coming to bat.
Nice job, McCullers.
Astros’ offense: Time to do some damage.
Really Pierzynski? You realize you aren’t supposed to let your bias show.
B1:
Altuve strikes out flailing at a pitch on the 1B dugout.
Jeez…
Damnit, Jose. That pitch was nowhere close.
Biggioesque
Least surprising thing so far. Altuve strikes out on a pitch he couldn’t hit with a fucking hockey stick.
B1:
Brantley grounds out 6-3
And it was ball six.
Makes you feel any better, I’m the asshole who decided to (knowingly) work in an industry whose busiest time of year (Harvest) essentially shuts me off from the rest of the civilized world for two months every Fall.
B1:
Bregman lines out to SS in the shift.
Astros go quickly and quietly.
No score.
These FS1 graphics are some of the worst I’ve seen. Looks like someone’s “nephew has a computer graphics program.”
T2:
Grandal…0-2…strikes out swinging
That was the best sequence so far by Lance.
T2:
Robert hit by the first pitch.
T2:
Jimenez flies out F9
Machete!
T2:
Sheets at the plate…Robert gunned down 2-6 trying to steal
No score