First thing I did was change the fucking channel so I didn’t have to listen to those penis wrinkles.

First thing I did was change the fucking channel so I didn’t have to listen to those penis wrinkles.
This is the most animated Dusty I’ve seen
Good point. I should switch to MLB Network, too.
Where’s Click?
I’m in favor of Rally Nuns throwing out the first pitch at MMPUS from now on.
I’m in favor of Rally Nuns throwing out the first pitch at MMPUS from now on.
I’m sure they’re down for it. They don’t often get the chance to handle balls.
As a lapse Roman Catholic, I agree.
Two nuns riding their bicycles down a cobbled street. One says to the other “I’ve never come this way before…”
They are cool.
Cora giving Maldonado a lot of credit in his press conference. Says he does a great job of deviating from the script in game calling to keep opponents off balance.
Also, he’ll throw a motherfucker out!
All right sir, you’ve had enough.
Correa having some eggs is unusually good TV.
We have many knives in the drawer, but only one machete
Sums it up.
Not sure if already posted:
I love this team.
All just adrenaline? Or did they fix something mechanical causing knee pain that also improved his velocity?
Strom confirmed in the postgame that they made a mechanical change due to the injury and that opened up his velocity.
I saw 2 of the most clutch pitching performances in Astros history, and I saw them back to back.
Due to my late father, I’ve been a devout, unapologetic, ardent, vociferous and loyal Houston Astros baseball club backer since I was 5 in ‘79. My Mom is from Chicago and grew up a mile from Wrigley going to mannnnny games.
I thank my lucky stars my unloved younger sibling and I had a Dad from Austin who loved the Astros; I’ve often wondered how it would be growing up a Cubs fan.
Let’s go Astros.