Alright, Luis Garcia…time to reach down and find a pair.
4 innings and a chance to win is all I ask
Four good innings, it’s a foundation
I would like to request the honors of handling GZ PBP tonight.
Shotgun rules apply. We are in sight of the game and you’ve called it.
Tonight I shall be drinking Tinazzi Valpolicella Ripasso Superiore (2018) and smoking a My Father El Centurion box- pressed corona. Wearing the same Astros polo I’ve been wearing the last few games, and starting with the fitted game cap I wore Wednesday night.
Let’s go, boys!
I am so envious! Bring home the pennant!
It’s all yours. Now get us some fucking runs.
I shall be eating brisket at MMP and avoiding the run and coke I had for game 2.
Avoiding the runs is always advisable, especially when there’s a ballgame on.
Alright BudGirl, you said Astros in 6. We’re gonna need you to help make that happen! You girls have fun, and bring us a pennant!
No pressure.
Something something relief
Luis: Just relax, and pound the zone. It all starts with fastball command for you.
Location, location, location. All about command.
I have some special envoys in the Crawford Boxes.
They’re a bit crazy so they’re perfect for this assignment.
Gotta get his curve over tonight.
WTF.
Inauspicious start.