ALCS game 5. Houston vs Everyone

I wonder what the ancient Romans would think about their name being used to hawk boner pills.

Altuve just took a ball that was 6 inches outside and probably low and the Red Sox faithful/fuckwads booed like it was a blown call.

Cookie number 4, fouled back.

Altuve is not going to get a fastball here.

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The highlighting of Altuve’s feet is the rare example of useful in game reporting.

That was ball four, Jose.

Nine pitches, one fastball and that was four feet over his head.

Good battle.

Pitcher won.

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Dude, he’d thrown you 1500 sliders in a row. Did you just decide to stop looking for one when he obviously wasn’t going give in a throw a fastbal?

Top 3 Sale pitching

Siri – (I missed the first three pitches – count at 1-2); ball 2 way outside; 1U on pop up to Sale

Maldonado – ball 1 inside; ball 2; 5-3

Altuve – looks at strike 1 slider low and in; ball 1 high FB; ball 2 breaking pitch outside; ball 3 outside breaking ball; called strike 2 breaking ball with a little framing help [looked low]; foul; foul low inside breaking ball; foul low change up; strikes out swinging over a slider.

Close pitch. At least he was protecting the plate. Unlike SOMEONE we know.

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True. The last slider from Sale was nasty. Best pitch of the at bat

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Continue to pound the zone, Framber

Foul ball, that was close.

Hard not to have a close foul ball down the lines in play in this dump.

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Not where I want your curve, Framber. Especially not in an 0-2 count

Framber’s fastball has a lot of late movement, so far. Hope it continues.

I think it is a horrible stadium. It’s 2021, build something nice.

They cater to the viewing demographic

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An Astros’ starter has finally gone three innings in this series.