ALCS game 4. Houston vs Everyone

Everyone who pops up should get kicked in the taint.

These boys get up under more balls than a midget hooker.

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Nothing is. You should see the urinals in the men’s room.

HEY FOX!!!

THE FRONT VIEW ON A CHECK SWING TELLS US NOTHING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

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This is seriously frustrating watching them pop up the bad pitches and stare at the hittable cookies.

All of them

Javier, a quick, scoreless inning here, please.

Astros have had spells all season where every limber-dick that trots out to the mound is suddenly Cy fuckin’ Young. These seem to frequently be followed by a couple of blowout wins, which explains the high run differential over the season.

The can’t afford that shit now.

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Take your time Kyle.

No rush.

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Oh dear god

How the fuck is that a triple? What the fuck was Tucker doing?

And don’t bother with the fucking cutoff man.

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He sorta loped after it

He tweaked a hammy on that swing.

Fuck him.

More shitty defense.

Assuming a double off the bat, idiot.

Why does Tucker look so fast on the bases and so slow in the OF?

HUGE OUT

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Now don’t throw this penis wrinkle anything to hit.