Everyone who pops up should get kicked in the taint.
These boys get up under more balls than a midget hooker.
Nothing is. You should see the urinals in the men’s room.
HEY FOX!!!
THE FRONT VIEW ON A CHECK SWING TELLS US NOTHING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!
This is seriously frustrating watching them pop up the bad pitches and stare at the hittable cookies.
All of them
Javier, a quick, scoreless inning here, please.
Astros have had spells all season where every limber-dick that trots out to the mound is suddenly Cy fuckin’ Young. These seem to frequently be followed by a couple of blowout wins, which explains the high run differential over the season.
The can’t afford that shit now.
Take your time Kyle.
No rush.
Oh dear god
How the fuck is that a triple? What the fuck was Tucker doing?
And don’t bother with the fucking cutoff man.
He sorta loped after it
He tweaked a hammy on that swing.
Fuck him.
More shitty defense.
Assuming a double off the bat, idiot.
Why does Tucker look so fast on the bases and so slow in the OF?
HUGE OUT
Now don’t throw this penis wrinkle anything to hit.