ALCS Game 2, The Search for Runs

After Yordan’s 4th HR

but also yes

Keep throwing up zeros, score a run every other inning, and the Astros are right back in this thing.

The sound of chainsaws warms my heart.

Astros have hit a few balls hard. More than the Rangers have. They’ve just made good plays, and Framber just shit himself.

And that’s this inning’s moral victory.

Fuck!!!

Gave it right fucking back!

Fuck that shit.

Fuck Framber, and double fuck Dusty for staying with him.

Thanks, Dusty.

Jesus Fucking Christ fuck you Framber you fucking scrub.

What are you waiting for, Dusty? Another cookie in a two-strike count.

Just fucking give it right back Framber. Fuck.

Rangers game plan:

  1. Wait for two strikes.
  2. Framber will absolutely put it on a tee.
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Generally right after he bounces one.

Yeah, after the bounce you need to be ready to hack.

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The Fox producer can go jump in the same lake of fire as Dusty and Framber.

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No, the umpire cam on a two strike pitch is a great choice!

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Before this game, I thought if the offense could somehow find a way to claw out two, maybe three runs, they’d have a shot. How naive I was back then.

Montero? Really?