Yordan!!!
Maybe that’ll light a fire in this offense.
Eovaldi has left 3 pitches in the middle of the plate so far, and the Astros have done nothing with any of them.
Until Yordan just now.
Well, there’s one. Gotta make it stand up. Oh, wait…
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There’s one.
Yordan cuts the lead to 3 runs.
At least it’s fun watching him absolutely murder baseballs.
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Boom!
Yordan is feeling better today
Or is he?
We’ll never know.
He’s got a virus, you’ve got a virus, we’ve all got a virus.
Jeebus, Brantley. Waiting for an invitation?
Yordan doesn’t get viruses. Viruses get Yordan.
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Think how great Yordan could be if he wasn’t so fragile and sickly.
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I guess I picked the wrong week to quit drinking (during office hours).
Astros cut the lead in a quarter…end of two…4-1 Rangers
Good lord, Smoltz, you think he’s intentionally throwing middle middle fastballs to him? Just shut the fuck up.
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I have one saw I need to take apart, clean & lube, sharpen the chain, etc…
I’m saving that project for later.
After a few beers?
Nothing is more manly than beer and chainsaws.
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