ALCS GAME 1: Red Sox at Astros

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Stop going 2-0 on hitters, Framber.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH THE BOTTOM OF THE ORDER YOU FUCKING SCHLUB

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Framber would drive me nuts as a pitching coach. Nice pitch there, though.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

Now do that with less than fucking 6 pitches per fucking batter.

FUCK

[NeilT (Neil Thomas)]

2 Outs!

[HudsonHawk]

Framber living on the edge.

[HudsonHawk]

Framber, you’re fucking killing me.

[subnuclear (Kevin Kramer)]

What pitch is he trying to throw when he throws it 1 foot above the strike zone?

[NeilT (Neil Thomas)]

A ball.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

@HudsonHawk

Framber, you’re fucking killing me.

Going 2-0 on every hitter is annoying.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@subnuclear

What pitch is he trying to throw when he throws it 1 foot above the strike zone?

His fastball. His release point is fucking awful.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@DVauthrin

Going 2-0 on every hitter is annoying.

Annoying is literally the nicest thing you can say about it.

If I were Strom, I’d have to be physically restrained when he comes back to the dugout I’d be so mad at him.

[AstrosFanInBigD]

Hammer time.

[HudsonHawk]

Alright. Back to work

And Framber…tighten your shit up.

[subnuclear (Kevin Kramer)]

Nice curve there for the out.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

How the hell does he go 3-0 and then make three quality pitches?

[NeilT (Neil Thomas)]

C’mon Stros! Use their squeegee!

[MichaelL (Michael Littman)]

Maybe that gets him going. Time to put up 6 or 7.

[Knoxbanedoodle (Devin Walsh)]

@MarkR

If I were Strom, I’d have to be physically restrained when he comes back to the dugout I’d be so mad at him

If you were Strom, Strom would not be the motherfucking demon he is.

[Matt]

Don’t kink shame him.