ALCS GAME 1: Red Sox at Astros

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Swing the bat at meaty pitches, Carlos.

[BudGirl (Leslie Pruski)]

Trying to lower his price.

[NeilT (Neil Thomas)]

Correa’s on the phone.

[HudsonHawk]

Alright. Got the lead.

Zero now.

[austro (Mark)]

Who is Vasquez trying to fool? That was a pathetic “framing” job.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

No walks, Framber.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@HudsonHawk

Alright. Got the lead.

Zero now.

And 30 pitches.

[HudsonHawk]

Good first inning. Now don’t fucking give it back.

[Matt]

The Korean commentators are mildly excited about everything. It’s kind of infectious. I think I’ll stick with this broadcast.

[BudGirl (Leslie Pruski)]

@HudsonHawk

Good first inning. Now don’t fucking give it back.

This is very important and should be done.

[Texifornia]

Patience and selectiveness at the plate by Jose Altuve led directly to an Astros run.

WTF?

[MichaelL (Michael Littman)]

35 minute first inning. Should be done by 2am

[HudsonHawk]

I’m not gonna bitch about the Astros getting baserunners.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

@MichaelL

35 minute first inning. Should be done by 2am

Pacific time.

[NeilT (Neil Thomas)]

Just a little high.

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Throw strikes, Framber.

[Matt]

2am Seoul time

[DVauthrin (David Vauthrin)]

Another shiftfuck single.

[HudsonHawk]

Another shiftfuck ground ball single.

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

Maybe it’s time to, I don’t know, STOP GETTING TO FUCKING THREE BALL COUNTS ON EVERY MOTHERFUCKING BATTER.