Brewers’ Devin Williams out for remainder of season. For those without Twitter to see him tell the media why - it happened after their clinching celebration. He went to get drinks after that and was upset on the way home and punched a wall with his pitching hand.
I imagine Williams is white-hot pissed at himself for his stupidity. I know the feeling from doing something really stupid Saturday, but no broken bones were involved.
“Police found the 76-year old attorney and former baseball coach on the Congress Ave bridge, without his pants on, after receiving multiple complaints of a pantsless man throwing condoms filled with vanilla pudding at Texas Tech fans. There were no injuries.