A’s @ Astros, May 19, 2023 The Return of Altuve!

2-out walk to Noda.

Booth noted he was looking in like it was a hit/run about halfway between the bags

And here we go again, Montero nibbling with his electric stuff.

Don’t bother covering 2B

What in the flying fuck is Altuve doing?

He’s looked fucking awful in the field.

At the Stretch…4-1 Astros

Ok, time for rum and cigar

What if he went up there with his dick hanging out and arms tied behind his back?

I stepped away, what happened?

Is he wearing a, uh, ‘batting glove’?

If it only has one finger, is it still a glove?

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He started to cover on the steal and randomly stopped before getting there

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Runner stole second, Altuve broke to cover then just stopped about 10 feet behind the bag, so the ball just harmlessly bounced to him with no chance for a play on the runner.

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This pitch will hit my shoe, I better swing at it

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Abreu had a pretty nice approach at the plate tonight until whatever that was

He’d be more productive than him and Bregman have been combined.

Shoe polish ain’t cheap.

Is this like a Ty Webb “donut with no hole” situation?

Mitch Cumstein

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Abreu, the other one, in for the 8th