A’s @ Astros, May 19, 2023 The Return of Altuve!

A mile behind a 90 MPH up fastball. Not great.

Not a single fucking pitch close to a strike.

Ugh-lee.

If Atuve went up there with his hand in a cast and no bat, he’d have an RBI.

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Well at least it was only one out

Four balls pitched, 3 swings

Shitfuck

Top of the order kills another inning

For the record, I have zero expectation that Altuve was going to come back and pick up where he left off, but man, just a wet fart so far.

And popup Bregman swings in to say hi too.

God this team is frustrating as fuck.

I very much dislike pop up bregman

More fucking pop-ups than VH1

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You are two pitches ahead of my feed.

I like to get my work in early.

Montero in…another lazy infield hit. Fucking hell.

A’s have seven hits…I think one has left the infield.

Machete!

Machete cuts down another victim.

Silly boy.

Test Machete once, shame on him.

Test Machete twice, shame on you.

Diaz has no business trying to take a bag, and that wasn’t even close. Had to have been a missed sign.