A’s @ Astros, May 19, 2023 The Return of Altuve!

Just what the doctor ordered.

Now get some damn hits.

Holy Christ, ANOTHER Yankee pitcher caught with sticky stuff on their arm, and the umps sent him in to wash his hands instead of ejecting him. Reds manager ejected for getting pissed after whatever bullshit the HPU told him when he asked why he wasn’t tossed for sticky stuff.

Abreu with an infield hit. Wow that took forever.

Look at the big man picking em up and putting em down.

If a Yankee does it, it’s not cheating.

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Also holy fucking hell these green hats are fucking hideous.

It is known.

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You must want the terrorists to win.

If it means no more baby shit green hats, I’m amenable.

Tucker draws a walk…two on, nobody out for Peña…

Peña grounds into 4-3 FC, Peña beats the throw and Abreu scores on an E3

“Speed kills” - Blummer

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So who had “manufacture a run with Jose Abreu’s wheels” on their bingo card?

Only buttoning half your top is more aerodynamic

Peña gunned down trying to steal 2B

That was an absolute fucking dart.

There’s the low strike

For fuck’s sake. This HPU is fucking awful.

That was a literally perfect throw

End of two…1-0 Astros