A’s @ Astros, July 17, 2022

Bregman is pissing me off.

B7:

Puk in

Altuve…takes strike one over his head, take strike two in his eyes…jeez…1-2…2-2…foul…foul…foul…flies out F8 on what should have been ball seven
Peña singles to CF
Tucker strikes out on a check swing
Bregman flies out F8 on the first pitch

3-3

Fucking perfect.

T8:

Murphy taps back to the mound, Montero does not throw it into RF. 1-3
Brown taps back to mound, amazingly Montero tosses it to 1B with no issues
Pinder punches a single to RF
Wild pitch sends Pinder to 2B
Vogt singles to RF, Pinder scores
Andrus grounds out 4-3 on the first pitch

But the Astros continue to press their dicks into the dirt…now trail 4-3

Damn I make a good daiquiri

2 oz Diplimatico Planas
3/4 oz fresh lime juice
1/2 oz simple syrup. Shake, strain into ice cold coup.

Jesus Fucking Christ this guy behind the plate is a dumpster fire.

Nice hack by Diaz…all for naught

This guy is just out and out fucking the Astros this inning.

He’s been horrible across the board, but he’s called an up and in strike are 3-0 to Diaz and a very low strike on 2-1 to Yuli.

And Chaz continues his streak of fouling off fat pitches.

Somebody needs to tell the Astros that it’s not August yet, and they shouldn’t be playing like it is.

1 Like

B8:

Jackson in for the A’s

Diaz…3-0…takes strike one that almost hits him in the face…flies out F8 to deep CF
Gurriel…2-2…holy fucking shit this HPU has lost his fucking mind…strikes out swinging
McCormick…who has no prayer of making contact on a pitch that isn’t on the inside corner, quickly down 0-2…1-2…foul…fouls a hanger right down the middle…2-2…foul…3-2…strikes out swinging

4-3 A’s

They’re going to lose a series to the fucking A’s here in about 20 minutes.

Pressly sharp.

T9:

Pressly in

Piscotty strikes out swinging
Kemp…0-2…strikes out swinging
Machin…0-2…1-2…foul…strikes out swinging

To the bottom of the 9th…Astros chasing a run

We should see if he can hit.

B8:

Trivino in for the A’s

Meyers…not really interested…strikes out swinging
Matjevic, pinch hitting for Maldonado…strikes out swinging…imagine that
Altuve bounces out 5-3 on the first pitch

And the Astros go down…stumble into the All-Star break.

Boo!!!

Absolutely pathetic weekend series completed. Way to go, you fucking schlubs.