A’s @ Astros, July 17, 2022

On the plus side, I finally got our printer working.

Yeah, the chopper back to Odorizzi was scored a hit too. The Astros scorer is a known idiot.

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Disturbing trend of defense falling apart in an inning and the incidence of at least 1 wild pitch or passed ball to throw gasoline on the fire.

He hurt Astros’ pitchers with that stuff.

Man I love popping pitches that are center/center.

Machin is human after all.

How kind of the A’s to return the favor.

It’s a defensive clinic.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PLEASE TAKE GOOD SWINGS WITH RUNNERS ON YOU FUCKING MUPPETS

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Only thing more impressive is the defense is the hitting with RISP.

Seriously. Fuck this game.

B6:

Acevedo in for Oakland

Diaz pops out F3
Gurriel singles to LF
McCormick chops to 3B and Machin drops it. Gurriel to 2B. Should be E5, but you never know with this clown on the book
Meyers out 5-3 on the first pitch. Gurriel to 3B, McCormick to 2B
Maldonado grounds out 6-3

Tied at three

I’m switching to a daiquiri

It’s kids’ day, too. I hope the parents are covering their eyes.

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“Daddy, they play just like our team does!”

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T7:

Montero in

Kemp grounds out 5-3
Machin flies out F8
Laureano strikes out swinging

At the Stretch…tied 3-3

I very much enjoy when Montero just says “Try and hit it.”

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And Altuve takes a pitch at the nipples for strike one.

This HPU is a fucking clown.

That wasn’t a strike for Dave Winfield, much less Altuve.

Richie Sexon?