A Republic, If You Can Keep It

This is insane.

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Russia is no longer a threat, they say. Ironically, that may well be true, because we are no longer a threat to them.

America losing the Cold War is the biggest blown lead in history.

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Definitely worse than Bills-Oilers

Too fucking soon.

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Texans-Chiefs?

The Justice Department works for Trump. They are powerless. Congress is the only entity who can hold Trump accountable. And they are gutless.

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You know, my enthusiasm for the NFL left with the Oilers. If the name had stayed in Houston, I’d be remarkably upset about that playoff game.

That said, I’m so tired of the Chiefs and wish they’d go back to their proper identity of being perfectly mediocre.

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NSFW summation.

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The new Western Alliance.

That guy is a good cusser.

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You hear him go off on Boris Johnson. That’s a level of swearing unto itself.

On a more local focus on government efficiency, cost savings, and best of use of our elected officials’ time, at least a more important issue than the deadly measles outbreak…Dan Patrick is working diligently to change the name of the “New York Strip” steak to the “Texas Strip” steak.

Texas Republican focuses on rebrand of ‘New York strip’ steak to ‘Texas strip’ amid outbreak

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No one tell him about Tex-Mex.

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That’s what they’ve always called them at Granzin’s Meat Market.

Rumor is he’s working on changing “cheese enchiladas” to “Lone Star Dairy Wraps” and “chili” to “American Stew”.

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That already exists. It’s called “Skyline Chili”.

I believe that’s called “Shit Soup”.

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Hey, look over there!

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Like Europe: overrun by the Russians.

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