A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Get ready for the mental gymnastics of donnie and his ilk to justify the support of this U.N. vote.

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Clearly he didn’t have one before actually making the vote, because he punted at the press conference.

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Are any of you doing anything about this governmental clusterfuck? Other than wringing your hands about it on a niche (my favorite, but niche) message board?

  • Are you calling your congresspeople? I know it doesn’t seem like it’s useful, but it’s one of the few ways that your reps actually take the public’s temperature. Comments get turned into bullet points and tallies and get sent up the chain regularly. I guarantee you that your mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging brother-in-law is calling to rant about stuff whenever he isn’t daydreaming about buying a new pair of Truck Nutz. Anyway, it’s easy, takes ten minutes, and you can do it daily.
  • Are you speaking up within your communities? Basically, are you being a visible person talking publicly about how this shit is awful, and what you’re doing about it? I’m talking about in professional organizations, unions, church groups, things like that. Being an open example makes it easier for other people to put the effort in too. As an example, I know there are lawyers on here, and I know you saw the ABA’s statement supporting the rule of law. Pretty uncontroversial, but it’s the bare minimum for folks whose job required them to take an oath to support the constitution. Pressure your state and local bar organizations to put out similar statements. Write an op-ed for your little local paper and then post links to it where your friends and family can see. Text your fantasy football group chat about how you called Dan Crenshaw’s office to call him a fascist bootlicker and encourage them to do the same.
  • Are you looking for or going to protests? It feels cringe, but you don’t have to like them, and you don’t have to make a sign or join in any chants–just grab a coffee and a friend, stand in the back of the crowd at the Tesla store, and talk about grilling techniques. You just have to be a body that makes the crowd bigger and more visible.

Basically, you’ve got to meet the moment and we can’t shitpost our way out of this crisis. It’s much easier to do something now–it’s only going to get harder. The thing to remember is that Congress still exists and they have actual power to do something. With certain vanishingly rare exceptions, all senators and reps are cowards to differing degrees and even the ones who agree with you on policy will sell you out if they think standing on principle will harm their chance at re-election. You have to make your position the least uncomfortable place for those cowards to land, and the only way to do that is by making noise.

In conclusion: Fuck these fucking Nazis. Do something.

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My Congresspeople are Will Hunt, John Cornyn and Ted Cruz. Calling them would probably get me (rightly) arrested.

As to other actions, I am planning to take part in the economic blackouts and potentially a march. I need to do better at finding out when they are.

I think we can all agree that only a damn fool would buy a new pair of truck nutz, truck nutz are like the truck itself, they only look better with age.

Resistance comes in all forms.

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So the tech genius didn’t build in a spam filter?

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All his spotty programmers are busy identifying waste, fraud and abuse in USAID projects in countries they’ve never heard of.

Five things I accomplished last week:

  1. I did not give you up
  2. I did not let you down
  3. I did not run around and desert you
  4. I did not make you cry
  5. I did not say goodbye.

I also worked through the weekend where I did not tell a lie and hurt you.

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This has been a thing on the internet, and it’s great. Stuff like this is why I was on Twitter before it was turned into a Nuremberg rally.

MSNBC saw Trump ethnically cleanse the Joint Chiefs and said “hold my latte!”

The departed:

What is the email address? Rolling Stone/paywall.

FWIW, Holt left on his own. He’s 65 and doesn’t want the daily grind. He plans to focus on an expanded role on Dateline.

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Seems like a good reason to continue my streak of not watching MSNBC.

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Update on the Coeur d’Alene lady dragged from a town hall by private goons: all charges against her have been dropped and the security firm who provided said goons has lost its license.

Hopefully now she sues all involved into oblivion.

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You know how the GOP House majority is razor thin such that they can barely afford to lose a single GOP vote? It becomes a real problem when a disturbing number of your caucus are rapey fuckwits with no business being anywhere outside a jail.

The Trump-infiltrated DOJ is doing its best to keep this guy in situ, but the cover up is always worse than the crime and the crime alleged here is rape.

Musk now says he’s going to give these lame government employees another shot at responding to an email. And this time he means it.

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The mystery of how the staff of his non-existent government department were going to review millions of responses (real and fake) has been solved: they were going to feed it all into AI and let the AI decide who did ok and who deserved to be fired.

It’s like, how much more dystopian could this be? And the answer is none. None more dystopian.

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Trump also weighed in last night and said that employees who did not respond are “semi-fired”. If they did, I suppose they’re on double secret probation.

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Musk said that those who responded first should be considered for promotion and those who were not first should be penalized for that. AKA “Talladega Nights” rules.

The online review process that most large companies have adopted (because it’s cheap) is an absolutely terrible, impersonal way of reviewing performance and benefits only bullshitters. Musk has taken that process and shot it up with ketamine.

In this new order, if you replied immediately and laced your reply with performance keywords to pique an AI’s interest, you’ll get promoted regardless of whether any of that is real.