A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Trump to speak at CPAC today, so brace yourself for him saying some truly unhinged shit while those freaks cheer him on wildly in between checking their Grindr messages.

The president circuits the Indy 500 track in the presidential limo.

Eh? Oh.

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Good luck getting your refund processed (assuming that Musk’s mincels allow it).

Which is a better band name: The Putin Adolphs or the Vladimir Hitlers?

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Putin on the Hitz.

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VH1

Ach-Da

Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da

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“The Egotistics”?

The Aristocrats.

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The Backs Against the Wall When the Revolution Comes

On the other hand, it’s a good year to put any questionable deductions on your return. Who’s gonna check?

Donnie Drumpf and the Muskrats

We are one month into Trump’s second term, and he’s destroying the federal government with Elon Musk’s help. If we come out of the next four years without a law being passed to eliminate term limits for presidents, we should consider ourselves very fortunate.

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  1. Absolutely part if it
  2. We can only hope

They won’t do that. They’ll claim the 22nd Amendment only applies to consecutive terms. The USSC will let them get away with it.

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It’ll be repealed by presidential order.

The message isn’t subtle: kill for me and I will pardon you.

Bannon isn’t going to cede the Nazi ground to Musk.

After the furor of Musk’s pair of salutes, no one does this by accident.

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I honestly would just appreciate it if they’d just come out and say at this point. Same for the maga voters. Just be who you are and stop pretending it’s some kind of “troll”.

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