A Republic, If You Can Keep It

As I’ve been told…the U.S. Board of Geographic Names has officially made the change and updated the Geographic Names Information System as of February 9th, 2025. It’s official policy of the United States that it’s called the Gulf of America.

As for whether or not it voids a contract, the lawyers can flesh that out, but I highly doubt it does.

On a related note: we’ve been informed that Diversity and Inclusion (we never embraced the “E” portion of DEI) will continue to be a core value of our organization, just has it has been since the 1960s.

The amount of “make work” here is ridiculous.

Perhaps nobody told the kids at DOGE…

Ruskie Gabbard confirmed as DNI.

Just make more nickels.

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Now that inflation is booming we’ll need even fewer pennies.

House Republicans have just proposed a debt limit increase of $4 million.

Sorry, did I say $4 million? I meant $4 billion.

[Checks Notes]

It’s $4 trillion.

The party committed to end waste, fraud and abuse needs to borrow $4 trillion to do it. I look forward to hearing the fiscal hawks in the GOP on this topic.

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That makes cents.

The Danish are proposing to buy California from the US saying Denmark would benefit from a secure supply of avocados and tech bros. It’s up to 227K signatures.

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I signed. Let’s do this.

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This is the sort of thing that’s going to get Musk in trouble with the states.

NY was due $80 million of properly appropriated funds, and Musk recalled it.

“Read only access”. Suuuure.

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So, during Elon’s little press conference yesterday in the Oval Office, a hot mic catches his toddler son telling Trump that he’s,“not the president,” and to, “shut his fucking mouth up.”

First, why the fuck is Elon even doing a press conference in the Oval Office?? It’s not normal (or anywhere close to a good thing).

Second, there’s no way a child that young is capable of a moment of such obvious profundity. He has to be repeating what he’s already heard from those around him.

Little bastard speaks the truth.
Sadly.

The whole thing has the air of a public cuck holding.

Elon’s kid also stuck his finger up his nose to the second knuckle, then wiped his snot and boogers on the Resolute Desk.

And Trump, a germophobe who hates kids, just sat there in his stupid facepaint looking emasculated.

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Check the date stamp.

Pam Bondi during confirmation: “I do not have an enemies list.”

Pam Bondi 5 minutes after being sworn in: announces prosecutions of New York State, Kathy Hochul and Letitia James.

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The US abandons Europe to Russia.

Europe is aligning to defend Ukraine from Russia and to resist efforts from the US to cede Ukraine to Russia.