The 2028 Olympics is just going to be us, Russia and North Korea.
The Eagles owner made a Hitler documentary.
Thieves poached about 100,000 eggsâŚ
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Law enforcement is scrambling to find some clues.
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Is this a yolk?
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Itâs not what itâs cracked up to be.
Iâm glad weâre coming out of our shell with this egg thing.
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Then again, if we keep going with the puns, weâll have egg on our face.
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Omelette yâall keep at this.
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They thought they were getting a real hard-boiled detective to handle the case but he turned out to be a regular ham and egger and it wasnât going to be over easy.
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They need to make sure everybodyâs pulling in the same yolk.
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The new administration has really benedict about this whole thing.
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This ainât Texas Monthly Bum Steers, but itâs ga-da-ding-dong-damn close.
To good not to share:
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We all know that words are just words, and he will lay prostrate and lick the boot when commanded.
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On this issue, that licking might come real soon, as Trump unsurprisingly is doubling down on his stupid Gaza idea. Since Trump can never admit how stupid he is (or just walk away from his stupidity), we shall soon see growing support for Trumpâs Gaza plan by Republicans, and an assortment of Israel-loving Dems, thereby fueling more Mideast conflict.
All because our elected leaders are too fucking spineless to call a spade a spade.
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Elected leaders, sure, we know that the Republicans are spineless lackeys and that the Democrats are in large measure spineless fuckwits. But the supposed mainstream media normalizes his lunacy in a way that is fucking infuriating. They should state baldly that he lies, that, for example, the State Department announcement that Panama will allow US vessels to use the canal cost free is an absolute lie, because it is (never mind the lie that the canal is under Chinese control which is what started him on this jag in the first place), and when he proposes insane shit they should enumerate the reasons why it is insane.
Here reads a headline in the spineless lackey and fuckwitted New York Times today:
The fuck is this shit? And it gets better, the sub headline reads:
Hey, sure, itâs nutty but who knows, some good could probably come out of the whole deal.
Fuck these people, man. Just total insanity. The pig fucker media ecosystem is nonstop lies, all the time. And this is the alternative? There is no return from this sort of depravity.
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The three six sad virgins of DOGE billed the US taxpayers - for their first week of doing whatever the fuck it is theyâre doing - $7 million.
Thatâs more than $1 million per virgin. #Efficiency