I reckon the life insurance policy premiums of other C level guys at the big health insurance companies just jumped up boy I sure hope they can afford it.
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Anyone else notice that Elon Musk has suddenly started carrying around one of his kids?
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The NYPD has identified their eyewitness:
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Seriously. These are three different people, right?
He didnât change outfits/backpacks three times while murdering someone.
NYPD just spamming us with pictures of white guys in a dark hoodie.
Iâm starting to think he might not have a plan all.
Indicted NYC Mayor saying that they know the identity of the shooter but theyâre not releasing is because they donât want to tip him off is either one of the dumbest things youâll hear for a while, or it is the equivalent of Canadian girlfriend.
Or both.
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If true, it obviously means they think he was hired and theyâre wanting to continue to follow the trail. Iâve thought all along this was a âprofessionalâ hit. Maybe not professional as in Leon the Professional or Martin Blanke, those types of professional hitmen donât really exist in real life, only in the movies. But murder for hire is very real, and itâs usually someoneâs numbnuts brother-in-law or someone knows a guy who knows a guy. I wonder just how pissed his wife was at himâŚ
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There is a sub-plot - of which I have no idea as to the veracity - that his wife recently reorganized their finances to make sure that his entire estate goes to her.
A plot twist that this was a hit by his wife designed to look like a disgruntled policy holder would be very 2024.
He and his wife had been separated for some time. She has also made a big deal about non-specific âthreatsâ regarding lack of coverage and the like, all the things the shooting was supposed to represent. Iâm no conspiracy theorist, so Iâd be taking a long, hard look at that wife of his.
The more I think about it - the Monopoly money especially - the more I could conceive of this being a hamfisted misdirect.
If it does turn out that way, I donât know that it will put the cork back in the bottle of health insurance-related rage. Expect Trump to pour gasoline this fire when he tries to repeal ObamaCare without anything to replace it.
Another day, another official NYPD photograph of a different dude.
This guy supposedly travelled to NYC by bus, stayed at a hostel, took a city bike to/from his murder, left by bus and had only a backpack (which he left behind), yet had more outfit changes than Carrie fucking Bradshaw?
Andrew Witty cannot read a room. Or was in on it.
Is this real? Talk about someone who canât read the room.
The only thing I will correct on this is that he is not new in this position.
Optum Financial which is a division of UHC bought out my former company (ConnectYourCare) at the very end of 2020.
We all transitioned to Optum Fiancial employees the summer of 2021 and he was already the CEO of UHG by then.
I think the guy who sent this tweet is thinking he is replacing Brian Thompson who was killed. But Thompson was the CEO of UHC not UHG which is the parent company.
Donât know how important that is except Witty is over the entire Globe while UHC is U.S.
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I like the meme that says something like âWhat did Musk say about the killing?â âI donât know, something about wanting to be nextâ.
Not condoning, but it is funny. Musk seems pretty unnerved by this event.
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Carrying one of your kids around as a human shield is a bit of a tell.
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So Bashar Al-Assad is dead? Thatâs what Iâm hearingâŚ
Did he fall out of a window?
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