Doubles the number of National Guard and adds 500-700 active service Marines to his state; cannot remember the last time they spoke.
Even if they did speak yesterday, they should be speaking multiple times a day. They would be if this was an actual crisis.
The little bitch doesnât want anyone to upset him on the big day of his small dick parade.
Thatâs about all the QOP is good at- manufacturing crises out of nothing.
The man has irritated and downright pissed me off at times, but he can deliver a message and he is right on point, and now on record:
Musk bending over to kiss the ring now. He knows who his daddy is. Either that, or Trump bought the dip.
Now watch Trump kill the EV tax credit and cut his boondoggle contracts anyway.
Sorry to go off subject but sometimes we need a feel good story to counter all the bad shit.
Great story. I wonder if sheâs one of the ones Secretary Douchebag said would never pay taxes.
Abbott is pre-deploying the National Guard, because heâs an abject cunt.
There is no man inside him, one with agency of his own. Heâs so scared. Always looking towards Trump, sweating over what action will meet his approval, and then hoping he did the right thing and praise will be bestowed on him. What a miserable example of a âleader.â
Thank you.
Love that story.
You just summed up the QOP and its ilk.
Thatâs downright beautiful.
Might have to go there next visit to see my Mom in San Antonio.
A light but extensive discussion of how much of Elonâs face got munched on by leopards.
Apparently you should look in Arkansas
I really like arkansas. Itâs pretty. Took a detour on a long road trip to visit crystal bridges museum. Glad i did. Even had a child attend college for a semester there until she came to her senses and i picked her up and got her the fuck out without comment.
As backward as some in that beautiful place can be, never dreamed that they would ever have a governor so dense that they would publicly invite comparisions between arkansas and california. We live in a time of wonders.
We have a Secretary of Health and Human Services who doesnât believe in modern medicine and a Secretary of Commerce who wants bananas âbuiltâ in the U.S. Sheâs the smartest person in the room half the time.
If sheâs in Arkansas that scarcely counts as an accomplishment.
Anyway just checking in to see if Craigâs had to fight off any killers lately.
Sir, wasnât she referring to urban vertical farming (automated, using renewable fuels) which would shrink the carbon footprint of foreign sourced crops such as the beloved bannana (which staves off so many maladies, especially existential dread, thanks to potassium)?
âŚor perhaps she implied the rapid bioengineering of a better banana now is now possible since there is so much space available in higher education for loyal americans now that those foreign students/spies/sabotuers have been shown the door and real progess can be made with patriotic home-grown genius?
âŚor maybe just the fact that with rising temperatures we can grow bananas in Minnesota soon enoughâŚand hurricanes and salvation through jesus christ will always be in season?
Hard to say what a best mind like our commerce secretary meansâŚexactly.
Fuck.
