He certainly has a finger on the pulse of the kids and what they want for Christmas.
Trump: What do you want for Christmas little boy?
America: I want a genuine Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle
Trump: You get a Lincoln Log. Oneā¦Lincoln Log. Well, one Lincoln Log knockoff. One Lincoln Log knockoff, made in China.
āYour family is going to have a lot less, but donāt worry. Itāll also be a lot more expensive.ā
Thatās one hell of an economic sales pitch.
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Mike āGroup Chatā Waltz is fired from his post as National Security Adviser.
Waltz was the one who added the Atlantic journalist to the Signal chat group and later claimed that the journalistās phone number somehow āfell into his phoneā.
āItās not what you think, honey, I just tripped and slipped right into herā
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For posterity:
He should be careful around shampoo bottles.
A Trump-appointed federal judge in Texas just ruled his use of the Aliens Act unconstitutional.
ETA: maybe merely unlawful
Immigration ruling: A Trump-appointed federal judge in Texas ruled that the president unlawfully invoked the Alien Enemies Act and blocked the administration from quickly deporting some alleged members of a Venezuelan gang.
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Heāll be arrested soon, Iām guessing.
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So, presumably, this means everyone offshored under the authority of the Act must be returned. Trump will appeal, but SCOTUS has already upheld a lower courtās order to return Garcia, soā¦
There was an Onion article recently about a federal judge who issued a court order demanding her return from El Salvador
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This sounded better in the original German:
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Miller even looks like a Third Reich Minister of Something.
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Temu Goebbels
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Senate Republicans slather themselves in Trumpās tariffs as they vote down a measure to block them.
The more RFK Jr. talks, the deeper we slip into his wrongness.
You know what is worse for you than fluoride? Using heroin for 20 years.
Just chaos and incompetence.
I guess Rubio just happened to be skulking outside the door when someone asked Trump who the new NSA will be.
A direct inverse correlation between fluoride levels and LOW IQ would mean that as fluoride levels rise, so does IQ.
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RFK said about fluoride: āthe more you get, the stupider you are.ā
Look, he may be onto something here: the groundwater around Lubbock is crazy high in fluoride.
Source: my discolored teeth
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