A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Cabrera is a DEI hire;

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Double-fuck these guys.

“Sorry we keep accidentally deleting any mention of non-whites”

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They also deleted references to Ira Hayes, one of the Marines famously captured in the photo of the flag raising at Iwo Jima, along with those of the Navajo Code Talkers. I guess they aren’t American enough.

Nothing speaks to the stupidity of racism like some of them wanting to “send back” Native Americans.

I haven’t read the article (paywall) but the headline is shocking/not shocking.

These idiots cannot think more than one square ahead of them, if that.

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Congrats, Red States. Say buy-bye to all those federal education dollars you use to keep your schools open.

[Chef’s Kiss]

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Lol, took me a second

I don’t think you’re seeing the full picture here. These pigfuckers don’t care. They’re going to get massive tax breaks for home schooling their 17 kids.

Jacob, Adam, Rebecca, Sarah, Jubilee, Esther and Jeff Davis, open up your history pamphlet, today it’s Noah’s Ark!

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Homeschooling requires one of the two parents to stay at home. Tax breaks only work if you have income.

Schools will close and one parent will have to quit work to look after the kids all while inflation spirals into the stratosphere and everyone has measles.

Make America the Oregon Trail Again

Outstanding point. I wonder what the health module in home schooling materials covers. How to skin a buck, probably. Or maybe that’s PE.

HomeEc will feature how to prep and cook squirrel, opossum and nutria.

No interest in ever trying nutria, but squirrel is tasty

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And this is our grandson Onan. Hard to believe I’m a grandma at 29, ain’t it?

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Eddie’s doctor said he had to give up squirrel on account of his cholesterol

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Guys, is it cool to be one of those countries they issue travel warnings about?

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Looks like we in Appalachia done stole a march on you high-falutin sorts.

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My granddad, grew up dirtass poor around Oak Hill, always said “if it weren’t for squirrels and brown beans we’d liked to have starved to death”. He could hit one in the head 30 feet up in a tree with an open sight .22, every once in a while he’d get the urge and we’d go get 3 or 4 and granny would fry 'em or make squirrel & dumplings. Good eats.