6/8 Astros @ Blue Jays

Would you like to swing the bat, Abreu?

Yes he would.

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He lets 91 down the middle go for strike one but gets a knock on a pitch up and in. He amazes me sometimes.

Have to find a way to cash this opportunity in.

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck are you doing, Abreu?!

Jesus Christ, that is brutal.

You have to be kidding me. The dickstomping continues.

This guy is entering Carlos Gomez territory for me.

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I want so desperately for him to break out, but fuck man, if you’re hitting .210 you can’t be making stupid fucking decisions like that on the bases.

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Slapdick offense. Pathetic.

I’m just glad we didn’t have a hot hitting catcher sitting on the bench that we could’ve pinch hit for Maldy for.

I am really coming to hate Dusty Baker. His game management decisions are just straight up terrible.

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Jose Abreu’s baserunning blunder torpedoed that inning.

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Gomez was a terrible personality in addition to being an awful player.

The anti-leader.

He’s in a category all by himself for me.

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Kalas was thinking the same thing.

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Abreu definitely isn’t the fuckstick of a human Gomez was, but performance-wise, it’s a pretty good comparison.

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Bryan Abreu back to dominant form, at least. Let’s see if the top of the lineup can get something going.

Way to fucking run it out

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And that’s why you should hustle your ass down the line every fucking time!!!

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So we can’t run the bases either. Great.

More dickstomping.