2026 Dead Pool

Chuck Norris will be carrying his own casket at his funeral.

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Hell has gone into witness protection.

Speaking of which… Robert Mueller, 81.

A patriot.
And, no bone spurs.

The Nazi in the WH said he is glad Mueller is dead. Classy as always.

I’m getting blackout drunk when donnie the nazi dies.
All are welcome to attend.

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Dash Crofts, half of the 70s soft rock duo Seals & Crofts…85.

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Chip Taylor, songwriter. 86

Taylor’s most famous songs were Wild Thing and Angel of the Morning, but he also wrote many others for a wide variety of artists, including Try (Just a Little Bit Harder), covered by Janis Joplin.

Incidentally, Taylor’s real name was James Voight, and he was the brother of actor Jon Voight (and uncle to Angelina Jolie). Their other brother, Barry Voight, is a well-known geologist and vulcanologist, perhaps best known for predicting the eruption of Mt. St. Helen’s in 1980 as well as his post-eruption research. They are a pretty amazingly diverse family.

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Earlier this morning I saw my first hummingbird of the year. Then as I was setting up the feeder I found myself singing, :musical_notes:“Hummingbird, don’t fly away, fly away. Hummingbird, don’t fly away, fly away.” :musical_notes:

Still wondering what “blowing through the jasmine in my mind” from Summer Breeze means?

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It means a happy memory. The smell of jasmine, being a pleasant scent, remembered it in a Marcel Proust kind of way.

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Actor James Tolkan, 94.

Wrote the Hobbit, right?:rofl:

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also Top Gun

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“You screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong…”

He doesn’t look anywhere near 9–FUCK that movie is 40 years old now…

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Jon Dee Graham, 67.

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Sad to hear it. Not super knowledgeable about a lot of his work, but really admired the guy.

Long live the Skunks.

Davey Lopes, 80

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I don’t hate all former Dodgers, and I definitely never hated Davey Lopes.

RIP

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