I just climbed back into my chair to read this again.
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Is this real life?
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Does not compute.
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Good thing Whitley didnāt fall out of his chair. Heād be out 16-18 months.
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My expectations are beneath the floor. Iāll be thrilled if he can outperform Blair Henley.
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Apparently heās the only live arm on the 40 man?
āDesperation is a stinky cologneā
Iām pretty sure Whitley would miss time if he saw somebody else fall out of their chair
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Who is Whitley?
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āSometimes there just arenāt enough rocks.ā
Great question, Iām glad you asked.
Whitley is a mythical being from days gone by. People have often wondered if he was real, the oracle Luhnow prophesied his arrival and we all waited for the day. As time went on, the prophecy faded into myth. The oracle disappeared and it seemed that Whitley too had disappeared. But then a new oracle, Dana Brown, appeared to tell of the long waited arrival. The prophecy had changed with the times. No longer was he seen as a savior but hope springs that he will bring something of value, however small.
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It doesnāt look like heās been exactly lighting it up in the minors. Heās still only 26, though. This will be interesting.
Who would have thought it would take a six game game win streak to reach .500 18 games into the season?
During those/these times you look for other/any good storiesā¦
Link?
https://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/forrest-whitley-mlb-debut-19406073.php
There are a bunch of others, too. Seems to be legit.
Must-watch TV for Lunhow this evening.
It certainly jives with the start of the Astrosā season, so far. Everything we once knew to be true has been turned upside down.
Whitley back down today. Of course.
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