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With no elbow discomfort

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Farfalle all you guys and your ridiculous puns.

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They’re just a fusilli jokes

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I lasagna what you did there. Gnocchi fusilli for this group. I’ll be linguini now and show myself out.

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Al dente your skull if you don’t knock that off.

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You want a pizza my mind?

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Look, we’re all just throwing things at the wall, we’ll know we’re done when we see what sticks.

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Anything to keep talking about the Great American Pastatime.

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I was gonna elbow my way in here but couldn’t think of anything. I suppose my wit is a shell of its former self.

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Outfuckingstanding thread!

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It’s positively macaroni!

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If I only had a Penne for everyone’s posts in this thread.

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Do you really knead that much dough?

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After watching Dusty last year and Espada so far this year, I am hoping someone rigs a Tony LaRussa path back in to manage the Astros.

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I ziti what you did there.

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OK, estĂĄ pastante with the puns

Dude, we were having fun here.

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Nice pun - not a nice idea

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I swear to God, this better be an order of Spaghetti with no meatballs.

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I scrolled right pasta this thread and I have no clue wtf is going on. Come on folks, we aren’t spaghetting any younger.

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