Last year, my nephew was a senior in HS and was 6’6" 270 lbs. He played G because he wasn’t big enough to play T. He’s now 6’8" and 290…and he finally started to have to shave.
I read a weird article recently about the guard for the Eagles who was stuck at 312 and just couldn’t get those last 18 pounds he wanted. Had to hire a boutique diet instructor. The trick was coming up with meals that wouldn’t keep him full too long so he could eat some more.
And to think that for the vast majority of humanity’s existence we were undernourished if not starving to death half the time.
I’m sure I’ve told the story of my dad when he needed to gain weight to join the 101st Airborne. You had to weigh something like 140 lbs and he was at like 138. He ate and ate and ate, the heaviest meals he could get, just to get those last 2 lbs.
I can totally relate. As a junior (in HS), I was 5’-8” and 140lbs. As a senior, I was 6’-3” and 145lbs. You could count every rib, all the way up to my collarbone. Bleh. When I stopped running competitively, I made a concerted effort to gain weight so I did not look like skeletor any more. I ate 4,500 calories a day and worked out at the gym with a weightlifter buddy three times per week for a year. It took me that entire year to get up to 170lbs. The enduring legacy of that year is I alternate between being disgusted by food and binging food, neither of which is healthy.
As a founding member of the Fat Underground, I read Dubon’s complaints with a mixture of contempt and profound envy. Next off-season, I would suggest that Dubon head to New Orleans and stay through crawfish season.
I saw somewhere that Brantley was taking some practice at first base. I’m not sure why Brantley and not Alvarez, but Brantley will, I’m sure, be serviceable. I would really like to see is a young Bill Spiers or Marwin that could play multiple positions, but those guys are hard to come by.
I expect Jake Meyers to have a big bounce-back year. Maybe he can cover some of that role, at least in the outfield.