2022 ALDS Game 1

So, get somebody up?

That was a terrible pitch

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The pitch selection so far with two strikes has been fucking terrible, and the execution has been even worse.

Fucking Christ, this is absolute trash.

Tried to buzz the FB by him a third time. As we all know, third time’s the harm.

This is why Urquidy over Maton is an inspired choice. That and the broken bone, of course.

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Oh look. A slider off the plate and an actual above the zone fastball both manufacture bad swings.

FUCKING CRAZY!

Fun Fact: Whenever I see the name Urquidy, my brain reads it in the voice of a Jawa.

You’re welcome.

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This is awful.

Verlander has no control of anything currently.

Get Javier in there

Well he has only thrown 41 pitches.

Jesus fucking Christ, throwing fucking pus.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Verlander has nothing and needs to be pulled.

Guy’s got nothing

Belt high spinning fucking curve.

Get him the fuck out of the game.

Everything is up and getting hammered.

Javier warming

At this rate, he’s going to hit 100 pitches sometime in the 3rd inning.

Urquidy stretching

I cannot believe how absolutely dogshit Verlander is today.

No control over any pitches and just throwing belt high pus breaking balls.

It’s not a hard decision Mr. announcer. Verlander has no command.