2022 ALDS Game 1

Jeez y’all, get off your dicks. The game is fixin to start

Vamos los Astros

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Let’s go boys!!! Time to level up!

Oh, goody. HPU bullshit already

Call strikes!

Maybe I’m a bad person, but I’d like to listen in English. Where’s that broadcast?

And like the swallows returning to Capistrano…

Hi everyone!


Always room.

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That is Pat Hoberg behind the plate, probably the best balls and strikes umpire in the game.

But fuck he missed the shit out of strike 2.

Fuck. Come on JV

Jesus Fucking Christ, Verlander. Serve it up.

Thanks. I’m all set for the playoffs; I had a salad with vegan dressing and vegan cheese for lunch, and I have freshly brewed pot of tea. If things get worse, I may have to bust out the Pimms and crustless cucumber sandwiches.


Verlander decided to stop slapdicking around.

JV not exactly painting the edges here

eta: that was better


JV best unfuck himself posthaste

Verlander’s command is not there.

Fucking fuck. Bear down